A. Raccoon

A. Raccoon is an Auditor who checks in from time to time to see how We has been doing as a leader and how progress on the Church is going.

Not a lot is known about A. He takes things very seriously, doesn't like to be touched, and hides in a stump when seeds get too close to him. He favors chaos and torture, and opposes many of the comforts that We and Us have provided for the seeds in The Abyss. In fact, he objects to the name "The Abyss" and wishes it were called The Hole and kept dark, with seeds scattered about randomly and not allowed to move - the way it has been done in other Churches. He has made it clear that he is not a raccoon (as in the type of animal) but that "A. Raccoon" is actually his name.